Do you often find yourself getting off the toilet with red rings around your thighs, numb tingly legs, or a family member banging on the door because you've been in there for over 20 minutes? This toilet timer might help you decrease your pooping time to just 5 minutes.
Great White Elephant gift!
Hilarious and bowel-provoking!
Basically a sand timer for the bathroom, the Toilet Timer overlays a man on the toilet over the sand so that it looks like the sand is the actual poo coming from the persons body and being deposited into he toilet as time passes. Once all of the sand reaches the toilet, that means it's time to wipe, and get off the can.
The toilet timer has a sand fall duration of 5 minutes, is powered by gravity, and can actually just be flipped 360 degrees to instantly put the sand back in the persons body so you can time your next pooping session. This way you won't have to wait another 5 minutes to use the timer again.
Perfect for pooping procrastinators who spend their time on the can playing games, reading Reddit, scrolling endlessly through Facebook, or browsing www.ironman-m.net, the poop timer will surely free up your bathroom so that other family members may use it as well.
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Funny gift has not helped decrease husband’s time in toilet! Haha but we all did get a good laugh when he opened it.
Got a case of the “numb-ass” due to excessive toilet sitting? Can’t remember the last time your “throne time” was under four score hours? Then this Toilet Timer is exactly what you need! It keeps me in and out in just the right amount of time! My kids love it and it gets a laugh every time we have guests!
His throne is a pre-occupation
And delays a daily causation
Of some marital strife.
"You can stop," says his wife,
"This timer ends poo-crastination."
Bought this for a coming seniors party where everyone brings a small gift. Each person gets a number that determines the order of selection. When your turn comes up you can either take a gift already selected or pick from the unopened packages. Most gifts are "standard" candles, nuts, ornaments, etc. We always try to find or create items with more "character." The toilet timer fit the bill. Can't wait for the reactions.
This is a cute novelty item, but unfortunately, it doesn't inspire my husband to move things along any faster. I swear, he sits in there and waits for poop to form in his colon.
Bought for hubby and he was laughing for a long time